Explicit Thoughts

by Human Darts

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Shocking new songs that poured directly from our brains to glorious red vinyl.


    Includes unlimited streaming of Explicit Thoughts via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 90 

      $10 USD or more 


  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Lovingly hand packed and shipped directly to you. Be assured the Darts have had their hands (after washing) all over your order. How else can we do it?

    Includes unlimited streaming of Explicit Thoughts via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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      $6 USD or more 


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      $10 USD  or more


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    Human Darts logo shirt made out of only the finest T-Shirt materials.
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Sing The Zombie Man Chant And Share Explicit Thoughts with The Human Darts
by Joshua (J.Smo) Smotherman October 26, 2016 11:51 pm Leave a Comment
Tagged With: florida, Punk, Rock, rockabilly


I don’t know what it is about the water in Florida but I’ve found myself jammin’ out pretty damn hard to a sonic adventure that calls themselves The Human Darts and their new album Explicit Thoughts.

I can’t help but think about one of my other top Florida garage rockers, The fundaMentals.

Just before Zombie Man Chant (LOVE the organ) took over my being, forcing me into an unstoppable shuffle, I was asking myself “why am I still up listening to music submissions?!”

Because every so often I come across an album so raw, so full of greatness, so under appreciated by the masses that it shocks me back to my center; remembering the very essence of creativity that makes music and art so worthwhile.

The Human Darts have a really great story behind their formation. You can read it here.

This punked out rockabilly adventure is the icing on this cake that has been my long day.

After the late night 3 hour meeting I just left, this 4 song jar of awesomesauce just kicked my energy back to full steam ahead.

Who cares that I’ve got to wake up in a few hours, feed the kids, get them to school and then get back to it. You can’t stop listening when the tunes rock so hard you can’t help but grab your favorite air instrument of choice and join the jam session.

I’m pretty sure I can count on The Human Darts to give me another boost of energy when I’ll need it tomorrow.

Well…that and a couple strong cups of coffee!

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released October 25, 2016



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Human Darts Florida

Anchored by guitarists Shane Close and Jon Arduser along with ever strange Mr. Zelk, HD revel in the hypnotic pounding beat they produce.Taking listeners to a place in their mind where they may not have gone before.Understanding fully the fact you might not know what hides there. It's all fun, besides what can happen??? ... more

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Track Name: Tell my sister
Tell my sister it's gonna be a great show
Tell my sister I think you both should go
Tell my sister there's no time for bed
Tell my sister you could loose your head
Go out and have some fun,go out and stay out late. but just remember son I have a really big gun!
Track Name: Zombie man chant
Runnin’ ‘cross the freeway jumpin’ chasis
When I can, but if they ever catch me
I’ll be a different kind of man.
Well, I’m jumpin’ and I’m thumpin’
And I’m runnin’ just as fast as I can
‘Cause the day that they catch me
We’ll sing the zombie man chant.

Never been good lookin’ but
I look a lot better than them…
If you want to help me, A shotgun you should send.
I may look a little vacant, I may even stink,
Honey don’t want your body just the
The thing you use to think.
I’m walkin’ ‘sorta talkin’
I’m shufflin’ just as fast as I can.
But on the day that they caught me
Started singing the zombie man chant.
You don’t want to like me or be my facebook friend
‘Cause if you see me comin’ you know this is the end.
Zombie man chant (with zombies)!
Track Name: Hey good lookin'
Coming soon.